Just Like Exploding Dinosaurs

lovelytomlinson:

Zayn and Liam ripping Harry’s shirt open during What Makes You Beautiful-Chicago (x)

Same gif 9 times..Does that make it even more hotter?

[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that much chicken, he lifts all that weight, he kick-boxes, he’s a Muay Thai champion. I mean, to the point where Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Robert Downey Jr were reduced to just standing around and touching him.

Tom Hiddleston (via clenchuplegolas)

pissexual:

stereolights:

popyawhitecollarsup:

livin-la-vida-lokiii:

I GOT KIND OF SCARED WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HIS ARM WAS JOINED BETWEEN THE PICTURES AND I THOUGHT ‘OH SHIT TOMS BROKE THE INTERNET’ AND THEN I REALISED..


HOLY SHIT ME TOO ITS 3D OR SOME SHIT OMG THATS COOL

SHIT A BRICK FOR A SEC THERE

WHOA damn

I used to go on Neopets.

BUT THEN I REMEMBERED IM NOT 11 AND I HAVE A LIFE AND FRIENDS HAHAHAHAH

genuinelycornflakes:

What if I just started talking to one of those people who tries to get in a relationship with the first single person they meet

Because they’re hopelessly desperate

Because their personality is shit

And then I’ll send horrendous sexual messages

And then tell them that I’ll send them nudes

And give them pictures of my dog in suggestive poses

Then when they complain I’ll type up a heartbreaking letter about how I thought they would love me for who I am

This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via excitementanddisbelief)

me trying to read fanfiction

conversationparade:

‘she tripped, but a pair of strong arms grabbed hold of her from behind before she hit the floor’

‘…she tilted her head back to look into his eyes, enjoying the feel of his warm arms wrapped around her torso’

‘…her hands intertwined behind his neck as their lips met’

‘…she wrapped her legs around his waist as

slytherintomychamberofsecrets:

froggyk:

tatsukimiero:

petitekleptomania:

buttpilgrim:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?
Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.
ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weaknessLamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.
well shit

Katetholic has been known to copy the physical attributes of her antagonists. Also, she has been known to become almost weightless and she is able to transform any vegetable into diamond, but never while concentrating. Katetholic has the power to tunnel through solid wood and she has a reputation for an overwhelming sense of smell. She likewise has the power to become incorporeal. Lamentably, Katetholic is notorious for being terrible at concetration.
Hey, at least if I can’t concentrate, that means I can turn vegetables into diamond more easily.

Random Superhero Generator!
Tatsu Kimiero possesses the power to cause his enemies to become horribly disfigured. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of puppets, but can only do so once an hour. Tatsu Kimiero is able to block psychic blasts and deflect them against a series of adversaries, however using this power makes him gigantic for one minute. He likewise has the power to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using an unusual assault vehicle. Shamefully, Tatsu Kimiero takes harm from exposure to rock.

Tasha has learned to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she attacks with a devastating tail made from silver, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one day. Tasha brandishes a terrible skateboard, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she has a stupendous luck. Terribly, Tasha endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.
Being kind of an asshole is such a burden…..


Diana has been known to absorb the damage from exhaustion and use it to magnify her luck. She has been known to become immovable and she has learned to tunnel through solid air. Diana possesses the power to cause her opponents to become ugly, but this power only lasts one hour at a time. Also, she wrangles with enemies with a dangerous lasso that can force attackers to tell the truth and she developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind. Diana has developed an astonishing flexibility and she possesses all of the powers and talents of a giraffe. Lamentably, Diana is handicapped by being unable to smell.
I make people become ugly and I can’t smell and I have a lasso. I also have the ‘talents’ of a giraffe ;) .
gOod

Nina has mastered the ability to communicate with werewolves in any language. Also, she owns a legendary flexibility and she developed the talent to take control of sound and bend it to her will. Nina has learned to change shape into a bison and she has been known to transform any fish into a machine, but this power only lasts one day at a time. Additionally, she is able to cause her assailants to become woefully unskilled at computer use and she combats attackers with a deadly rifle made from rubber. Lamentably, Nina becomes clumsy in the presence of fluid.
Change into a bison? Really? Though I am strangely okay with the fish power

slytherintomychamberofsecrets:

froggyk:

tatsukimiero:

petitekleptomania:

buttpilgrim:

canni8al:

What’s your superpower?

Ally has mastered the ability to copy the weapons of her foes. Additionally, she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and redirect it against multiple opponents. Ally developed the talent to make nightmares appear from nowhere. Tragically, Ally has a weakness of being clumsy.

Buttpilgrim developed the talent to confuse the fears of an adversary. He likewise wrangles with assailants wielding a magical sword made from cloth, however using this power makes him camouflaged for two days. Buttpilgrim can launch lightning bolts from his whip toward a distant area.

ok that sounds cool I guess, but what’s my weakness

Lamentably, Buttpilgrim becomes weak in the presence of physical matter.

well shit

Katetholic has been known to copy the physical attributes of her antagonists. Also, she has been known to become almost weightless and she is able to transform any vegetable into diamond, but never while concentrating. Katetholic has the power to tunnel through solid wood and she has a reputation for an overwhelming sense of smell. She likewise has the power to become incorporeal. Lamentably, Katetholic is notorious for being terrible at concetration.

Hey, at least if I can’t concentrate, that means I can turn vegetables into diamond more easily.

Random Superhero Generator!

Tatsu Kimiero possesses the power to cause his enemies to become horribly disfigured. Additionally, he developed the talent to take control of puppets, but can only do so once an hour. Tatsu Kimiero is able to block psychic blasts and deflect them against a series of adversaries, however using this power makes him gigantic for one minute. He likewise has the power to teleport from rooftop to rooftop using an unusual assault vehicle. Shamefully, Tatsu Kimiero takes harm from exposure to rock.

Tasha has learned to make duplicates of herself. Additionally, she attacks with a devastating tail made from silver, however using this power makes her incorporeal for one day. Tasha brandishes a terrible skateboard, but using this power draws a lot of attention. Additionally, she has a stupendous luck. Terribly, Tasha endures the burden of being kind of an asshole.

Being kind of an asshole is such a burden…..


Diana has been known to absorb the damage from exhaustion and use it to magnify her luck. She has been known to become immovable and she has learned to tunnel through solid air. Diana possesses the power to cause her opponents to become ugly, but this power only lasts one hour at a time. Also, she wrangles with enemies with a dangerous lasso that can force attackers to tell the truth and she developed the talent to spin like a whirlwind. Diana has developed an astonishing flexibility and she possesses all of the powers and talents of a giraffe. Lamentably, Diana is handicapped by being unable to smell.


I make people become ugly and I can’t smell and I have a lasso. I also have the ‘talents’ of a giraffe ;) .

gOod

Nina has mastered the ability to communicate with werewolves in any language. Also, she owns a legendary flexibility and she developed the talent to take control of sound and bend it to her will. Nina has learned to change shape into a bison and she has been known to transform any fish into a machine, but this power only lasts one day at a time. Additionally, she is able to cause her assailants to become woefully unskilled at computer use and she combats attackers with a deadly rifle made from rubber. Lamentably, Nina becomes clumsy in the presence of fluid.

Change into a bison? Really? Though I am strangely okay with the fish power